Alas, yesterday I beheld a sight which was most soothing to my weary eyes. It was the work of an unknown kindred spirit , whose love for the Middle Ages evidently led them to anarchically refuse to follow the fascistic rules of modern grammar and spelling. This work, this post-modern thesis of Lutheran proportions, was cunningly disguised as a rather illiterate attempt at producing a lost-property notice and, rather than pinned to a cathedral door, was stuck to the side of a bus stop. When i returned to this ticking time-bomb today, with the stout hauberk of my camera ready to receive the notice's piercing arrows of light in order to record it for posterity, it had been torn down.
Was this the work of the mindless yobbos created by the national 'curriculum'? or was this the work of the minions of the powers that be, knowing that their own world view would share the fate of that of the Middle Ages if the post-modern 95 Theses remained posted up? For once, this is a conspiracy theory worth investigating. It's just a shame that the conspiracy theorists are too busy discussing whether the 9/11 attacks were carried out by Elvis-loving intergalactic Mossad agents from Mars in order to care.
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